Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Little Girl...I Got Some Candy For You.

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says..."Okay kid, my last offer, I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams out...
"LOOK DAD,......you're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley......SO YOU RIDE IT!"

12 comments:

Ann said...

This would soooooo be my kid if my husband bought a Honda! LOL!

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL! That was funny.

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

LMAO...that's a great Joke! LOVE IT! lol lol lol lol

Willy D said...

Come on Dean, fess-up. Is this a “real” story from your past? ;]

Honda Motorcycles Blog said...

Hmmmmmm

Lady Ridesalot said...

When will parent learn to quit embarrassing their kids! LOL!

Webster World said...

You had me for a while. Cute.

"Joker" said...

That's a good one. I think Jackson actually used it as one of his 'jokes of the month' when he used to do them at our meetings. It's still funny!

B.B. said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

But Ann, less than 2 years ago, Big D and your ONLY ride WAS a Honda!

Motor-head Lady said...

That really was funny. Thanks for sharing :-)
MHL

KT Did said...

Funny! I know a kid just like that too!