Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Biker Joke

A woman had been in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched the woman between the legs. They tried again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her biker husband, Panhead, and explained what had happened. They said, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." Panhead was skeptical but they assured him that they would close the curtain for privacy. Panhead finally agreed and went into his ol' lady's room. After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. Panhead replied, "I'm not sure...maybe she choked."

12 comments:

B.B. said...

LOL. How did I know that was coming?

Willy D said...

OK, that's just wrong. Funny but wrong.

Big Daddy said...

lol. I love it,
My kind of humor.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Typical! LOL!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

That's disturbing. I love it!

Ann said...

Nothing right about that. But it was funny.

Webster World said...

What ain't right? The biker did his best.

fasthair said...

Right or not it made me LOL :)

fasthair

FLHX_Dave said...

So wrong but gave me a chuckle

Mr. Motorcycle said...

That joke is a good one to have in your arsenal of jokes. I used it today. I told a couple of co-workers it during lunch, and one of them literally spit pop!

Dean "D-Day" said...

So, a lot of you thought that was over the line...
yet you still found it funny.

Just shows how twisted our group can be!

"Joker" said...

LMFAO!!! That was perfect - made my day!